vriskanon:

hentaikid:

avelokadrawsguts:

vriskanon:

wizardshark:

vriskanon:

🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

The thing that gets me about this

The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS

Each sentence is so much wilder than the last

“A female russian hero” Yes good

“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit

“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”

Someone probably already drew this better, but the description was so much fun I had to give it a try.

Isn’t this supposed to be a WWII thing? The ak wasn’t invented yet. Lacks realism.

You’re absolutely right hentai kid. A woman riding a bear dual-weilding AK47s would be unrealistic because overwatch is set during World War II and AK47s had yet to be invented

satanic-canadian:

yermemeblog:

That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

theheartbrokenlibertarian:

saltrat88:

Y’all can laugh, but he’s right.

yessssssss

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

soulcollectorlol:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

samuelcwboslyn:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

I WILL ASSIST?

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

Hermit crab??

THAT’S THE BITCH

footfootandfriends:

Hiding child.

kimnihart:

losive:

schlep-rock:

magicfox3:

burlybanner:

genen0x:

cutiequeercris:

abacot:

yan-dadon:

csmitty4u:

alwaysbewoke:

chobuu:

Dale Hansen preaching again

A WHITE DUDE FROM TEXAS SAID THIS?!?!?!

CHECK!!!

Damn he slept everyone in less than two minutes

“I’m Dale Hanson, it’s getting harder to enjoy the day” lord jebus have marsy!!!!

I love dale hansen so much

I FUCKING SCREAMED AT WORK I LOVE THIS MAN PREACH SIR PREACH

Remember, Dale Hansen is also the one who spoke up about African-Americans taking a knee during the national anthem/White privilege (hint: He’s pro-knee)

And also about rape on college campuses (how it’s not the woman’s fault - warning, very personal):

 AND about Michael Sam coming out (hint: he’s calling homophobes out)

Dale knows what’s up. Take note: This is how to be an ally. Especially in Texas.

This man is amazing!!

Here’s one more for yall on trans athletes. I love this guy, especially for his clear willingness to work on his own areas of bias and ignorance  

Damn he gave straight FACTS

I love my guy Dale

thesymbolofpeace:

thesymbolofpeace:

thesymbolofpeace:

SMASH MOUTH BEEFS WITH DJ KHALED OVER EATING PUSSY

RIGHT HERE ON TWITTER WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT

THE ROCK WEIGHS IN

tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

arcticarthropod:

tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

stomp stomp

Calm down! You’re pretending to be a leaf!

*stomps even louder*

nineprotons:

literaryreference:

undeadwill:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

theinturnetexplorer:

the crows are his allies now.

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

That’s actually how it works.

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

Well, to be fair, humans do a lot of abysmally stupid things too.